Fuck SalesForce - Fuck Vevo - Fuck the Passport office

A little bit o' rage.

Not suitable for younger types.




Fuck VEVO
Fuck the passport office
Fuck SalesForce

VEVO-
It makes me want to Pirate music. Simple as that. Why deal with their bullshit DRM.
1) You can't play songs from any 'Vevo' artist on any mobile devices. They simply don't allow it so it doesn't show up in the search results.
2) Censorship. For Example. Manson's 'This is the new shit' becomes 'This is the new hit' (nothing is more annoying than listening to a song and doing a double take because of some dropped beat as a result of censorshit.
3) Loading times. What's with them? Vevo music must do a whole lot of DRM stuff to make sure you can't watch their videos straight away.
4) Advertising. Chances are, if you're watching a Manson video (for example), you don't really give two fucks about 50 Cent and his homies latest album.

The Passport Office -
What the fuck is this shit? Seriously?
If you've ever tried to apply for a passport and don't have OCD, chances are you'll understand what I mean here.
If you have the smallest of mistakes, ANYWHERE, shit gets insane. You have to initial it, resign sections, re-complete sections, make bookings to see the passport chumps so they can verify a hundred different documents and photocopies as well.
To top it off, the 'lady' that 'helped me' with my passport clearly has been working at the post office for way to long. She's had the life sucked outta her and is determined to do the same to anyone trying to get anything done.
FUCK.

Fuck SalesForce-
If I ever meet one of the developers for the salesforce CRM system. I will hurt them.
Such a poorly designed system deserves nothing more than a solid fdisking.
1) Active X controls. People still use these? What the fuck guys. WHAT THE FUCK. It causes SO many god-damn problems. 90% of the shit I deal with with Salesforce is to do with 'MailMerge' Active X controls. Idiocy. Sheer idiocy. If you want to make a site, try supporting the other half of internet and NOT just the idiots that still use IE.
2) Bizzare login issues. Which are often to do with how IE handles shit.
3) Other issues. Due to incompatibility with basic programs like McAfee AV Enterprise. Seriously devs. Get some testers.
4) Office 2010 Support? Bitch please. It's 2011. And all you support is 2007? You've had 4 years of slacking off. PULL IT THE FUCK TOGETHER SALESFORCE.
In short. Salesforce sucks. Like most CRM systems. Especially those that are 'cloud' hosted.

That's all for now.